Old Fashioned

Slang for a hand-job.

I didn't get into her pants, but at least I got an Old Fashioned out of it.

Old Fashioned

The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"

Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress

Old Fashioned

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

Old Fashioned

A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine.

Hey, can I get an Old Fashioned with extra shit please?

old fashion

A Handjob

My girl was out of town so i had to give myself an old fashion.

An Old Fashioned

A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh.

Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron

an old fashioned

a hand job.

Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."

俚语	old-fashioned
释义	Old Fashioned Slang for a hand-job. I didn't get into her pants, but at least I got an Old Fashioned out of it. Old Fashioned The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6. As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche" Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress Old Fashioned A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night! Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned! Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister? Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary! Kiersten : Uh that's gross! Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up! Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up! Old Fashioned A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine. Hey, can I get an Old Fashioned with extra shit please? old fashion A Handjob My girl was out of town so i had to give myself an old fashion. An Old Fashioned A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh. Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron an old fashioned a hand job. Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."
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