oldmanaphobia
fear of a old man. this can be advanced if he is holding 3 dice in his left hand. there are no known cures for this syptom yet, and is 73% lethel to humans under the age of 42.
doctor: dear oscar, i am affriad you have oldmanaphobia... there is nothing i cand do for you. oscar: you frick head! i am going to kick ur ass!!!