old row
An instagram page you wouldn't want to see your daughter on.
Did you see Hannah on Old Row?
old row
The act of eating a plate of dicks
I love to old row.
Old Row Fraternity
the procreation of a 'New Row' Fraternity, which is an oxymoron. New Rows are the Old Rows, only differing by graduation rate and racial ambiguity.
Southern douche 1: "Look over't that New Row Yankee."
Southern douche 2: "huhuhuh damn, you recon he gots him a colored'n in his fraternity?"
Southern douche 1: "I done think so...them dang 'ol coon lovers"
Northern Fraternity man "Hey you inbred trash, your old row came from our Old Row Fraternity."
Southern douche 2: "so does that make us new rowers?"
Northern Fraternity man: '...'
Southern douche 2: "huhuhuh damn, you recon he gots him a colored'n in his fraternity?"
Southern douche 1: "I done think so...them dang 'ol coon lovers"
Northern Fraternity man "Hey you inbred trash, your old row came from our Old Row Fraternity."
Southern douche 2: "so does that make us new rowers?"
Northern Fraternity man: '...'