Olexandr
The Giga Chad of the century. He can make anyone pregnant with just a slight look in their direction (and yes, men are included…)
He’s got the ability to sumo squat over his enemies, flattening them in seconds. Ensuring his victory and his reward which are his enemies’s mothers… The intelligence which he possesses is far superior than any other human being in existence.
Furthermore, he has the physique of the gods, chiselled in smooth marble, attracting even ghosts to enter the human realm.
He’s got the ability to sumo squat over his enemies, flattening them in seconds. Ensuring his victory and his reward which are his enemies’s mothers… The intelligence which he possesses is far superior than any other human being in existence.
Furthermore, he has the physique of the gods, chiselled in smooth marble, attracting even ghosts to enter the human realm.
Quick! Don’t look over there! It’s Olexandr! Don’t fall under his charm, we don’t need any more babies!