O-log
A modification of the word vlog. The two are synonyms. Using the same logic that creates blog (the subtraction of the "we"). This word uses the same model and subtracts "vide". This superior word is more auditorily distinct, making it easier to differentiate from "blog", versus "vlog". Regardless, both refer to the use of visual media (ie. web cams) to create personal opinion pieces.
"Did you see the new O-log by Fred?"
"No."
"Don't worry, you didn't miss anything, It was pointless. He edited his video fine enough, but had nothing worth listening to. Pretty sad really.""
"No."
"Don't worry, you didn't miss anything, It was pointless. He edited his video fine enough, but had nothing worth listening to. Pretty sad really.""
Cran-o-log
Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.
Log O' Rhythm
When a man dances to music in such a manner that his penis jiggles in rhythm with the beat of the music. In its most common form, the male is nude and his dancing technique is centered around pelvic thrusts. Some scholars assert that this is the male equivalent of Twerking.
While Matodgey wasn't a great rave dancer or square dancer, his Log o' Rhythm stylings were an unparalleled hit with the ladies.
I'm impressed he maintained his Log o' Rhythm despite the song being 110 beats per minute. No wonder he is sore.
I'm impressed he maintained his Log o' Rhythm despite the song being 110 beats per minute. No wonder he is sore.