Ologist
1. Phrase used to question the wisdom of a smartass trying to pass off infomation on a topic you know the person knows little or nothing about.
2.Can also be used to change the subject.
Versatile phrase used as a put down.
2.Can also be used to change the subject.
Versatile phrase used as a put down.
Guy 1: I think I need more fiber in my diet because I only shit once a day and my ass bleeds.
Guy 2: What are you an assologist? or
What are you a colonologist? or
What are you a fiberologist? or
What are you an assbleedologist? etc.
Guy 2: What are you an assologist? or
What are you a colonologist? or
What are you a fiberologist? or
What are you an assbleedologist? etc.
-ologist
A suffix added to common nouns to describe a person who is knowledgeable about said noun.
Steve: Ryan just made a bacon sandwich topped with bacon sauce.
Tyler: Well, duh. He's a baconologist
Steve: What?
Tyler: Bacon with -ologist added
Tyler: Well, duh. He's a baconologist
Steve: What?
Tyler: Bacon with -ologist added
Meme-ologist
One who shows a high level of proficiency in the art of creating high quality memes.
That fellow is a skilled meme-ologist, his "The steaks have never been higher" meme is by far my favorite.
dab-ologist
A person who specializes in the art of making and perfecting dabs.
Their dab-ologist skills produce the finest and highest quality dabs on the block.
booty-ologist
a person who studies obese booties
"We are bootyologists Josh D.!"
Typo-ologist
One who often refuses to proof read and/or backspace any mistakes when typing. May occur in more occasions when instant messaging.
Melissa rarely ever types things out correctly. She's like a typo-ologist.
Doo-doo-ologist
A custodian or janitor, someone whose profession is to literally clean up other people's crap for a living. It's just the way to say it more "profesionally."
Edgar: Yeah, I did some work in architecture, but I decided to settle down in buisness. What do you do? Rufino: Uhh.. I'm a world known Doo-doo-ologist. Edgar: Lame...