Ol' Saint Nick
To apply copious amounts of Gold Bond or baby powder to one's scrotum, then to stand over a reclining woman and to lower one's balls over her lower face and chin in a repeated fashion so as to create a powdery beard while chanting, "Ho, ho, ho..."
Ronnie was feeling in the festive spirit and decided to give his girlfriend the Ol' Saint Nick before leaving for work that morning.