omfp
Oh my flippin pancakes
omfp guess what happened today?!?!
OMFP
Own Mother Fucking Program!
A deviation of a Military slang for when a person is on their own thing.
SSgt: "We must be OFP again huh, Lance Corporal?
LCpl: "Being on my own motherfucking program IS my billet SSgt."
SSgt: "Oh really? We'll see about that during PT tomorrow."
LCpl: "I'll be OMFP then too SSgt."
SSgt: *RAGES*
SSgt: "We must be OFP again huh, Lance Corporal?
LCpl: "Being on my own motherfucking program IS my billet SSgt."
SSgt: "Oh really? We'll see about that during PT tomorrow."
LCpl: "I'll be OMFP then too SSgt."
SSgt: *RAGES*
OMFP
On my face please!
Sienna Miller OMFP!
You are saying you would like Sienna Miller to sit on one's face.
You are saying you would like Sienna Miller to sit on one's face.