badger costume
noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.
Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.
or
Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.
or
Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!