onane
Doing something only to undo it in a second
Doing something incompletely
Doing something incompletely
"He just called me, but it went straight to voicemail. I guess it was just one of those onane calls. In India we simply call it a 'missed call'."
"He just inserted his dick in my vagina and removed it in a jiffy. I guess we can call it onane sex."
"He just inserted his dick in my vagina and removed it in a jiffy. I guess we can call it onane sex."
ONAN
Stands for One Network America News network. Sometimes mistakenly referred to OAN, ONAN is a small-time, mom's basement "news" operation. Shows are typically hosted by distended colons and strung-out gap-toothed cam girls. Owned by Gil "Red" Herring, their only real claim to fame is the manufacture and marketing of matching sets of presidential knee pads and butt snorkels.
"Did you see that 'reporter' from ONAN at the federal conronavirus briefing? What do you think will happen first--she finally gets her adult teeth, or she promotes out of fifth grade this year?"
Onanism
Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.
"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"
-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX
-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX
onanism
to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)
onan
Short-hand for "on another note"
Grace: are u going to Chad's party on Friday?
Ben: nah too many frat boys. onan do u wanna go Chilli's on Sat?
Ben: nah too many frat boys. onan do u wanna go Chilli's on Sat?
Onanism
from New Latin onanismus, from Onan, son of Judah (Gen 38:9),
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
Jon can'g get any, so he practices onanism.
Onanate
Masturbate. Comes from a Estonian word "onaneerima". Which is one of the ways how to say masturbate.
Mr. Paul likes to onanate in mornings and evenings.
Guy 1: "Wtf is taking you so long? Are you onanating again?"
Guy 2: "How did discover that?"
Guy 1 : "I read alot."
Guy 1: "Wtf is taking you so long? Are you onanating again?"
Guy 2: "How did discover that?"
Guy 1 : "I read alot."