Onanism
Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.
"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"
-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX
-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX
Onanism
from New Latin onanismus, from Onan, son of Judah (Gen 38:9),
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
Jon can'g get any, so he practices onanism.
Onanism
Ejaculation outside the vagina.
I think someone did onanism in my coffee again. That sure aint milk.
Well you would know scab mouth!
Well you would know scab mouth!
Onanism
The withdrawl method of birth control
(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)
-not an effective method of birth control
(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)
-not an effective method of birth control
Lets do onanism tonight hunny
ONAN
Stands for One Network America News network. Sometimes mistakenly referred to OAN, ONAN is a small-time, mom's basement "news" operation. Shows are typically hosted by distended colons and strung-out gap-toothed cam girls. Owned by Gil "Red" Herring, their only real claim to fame is the manufacture and marketing of matching sets of presidential knee pads and butt snorkels.
"Did you see that 'reporter' from ONAN at the federal conronavirus briefing? What do you think will happen first--she finally gets her adult teeth, or she promotes out of fifth grade this year?"
onanism
to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)
onan
Short-hand for "on another note"
Grace: are u going to Chad's party on Friday?
Ben: nah too many frat boys. onan do u wanna go Chilli's on Sat?
Ben: nah too many frat boys. onan do u wanna go Chilli's on Sat?