Onceling
Onceling on-ce-ling. Like planking, but with reading material.
Wyatt was found Onceling in the library.
Onceler
A fictional capitalist created by Dr. Seuss in 1971 as the main antagonist. He is also included in the 1972 The Lorax 25 minute short-film and the 2012 The Lorax made by Illumination. The Onceler produced a product called Thneeds, using the tuffs (leaves) of truffula trees. Near the end of the story, he runs out of trees and is forced to close his business. He gives a small child the last truffula seed to birth a new forest. The Onceler portrayed in the 2012 film spawned a fandom of simps, which in turn caused the creation of tumblr sexyman. In this fandom, he was shipped with himself, and fan created oncelers. However, this fandom died after a few years.
The Onceler is kinda hot ngl bro
the onceler
a really super hot capitalist from the lorax 2012
the onceler is so hot
i know right?
i know right?
onceler
A male character, usually in an animated children's movie or show, that fans gravitate towards to make NSFW art of. Onclers are white, skinny, usually dark haired men. The term comes from the phenomenon after the release of the CGI Lorax movie, where copious amounts of porn where drawn of the character, The Onceler.
Did you see all the porn that's getting drawn of that cartoon character??
Yeah, he's the fandom's new Onceler
Yeah, he's the fandom's new Onceler
oncell
OnCell powers the technology to create multimedia content for cell phones and smartphones. OnCell hosts real-time info about places YOU go- festivals, museums, zoos, aquariums, historic towns, and entertainment districts- and sends it to your mobile phone. OnCell is your free, no pressure, at-your-own-pace tour guide for any destination... from the Grand Canyon to the city of Houston to The Metropolitan Museum of Art to your own backyard.
Ashley: Dude, I just got "bogo" admission to the Aquarium of the Pacific after I subscribed to the aquarium's free text message service provided by OnCell.
Dave: This OnCell mobile web tour is on fire- I've never seen so many useful ways to recycle old bikes as I have at the South Carolina ArtCycle show. I can vote on my favorite- right on my phone.
Stacy: My friends think I'm "in"- but really I found the the hottest places to hang by dialing the NYC nightlife OnCell tour.
Dave: This OnCell mobile web tour is on fire- I've never seen so many useful ways to recycle old bikes as I have at the South Carolina ArtCycle show. I can vote on my favorite- right on my phone.
Stacy: My friends think I'm "in"- but really I found the the hottest places to hang by dialing the NYC nightlife OnCell tour.
Onceler
A Onceler was a charater in the Dr Suess epic 'The Lorax'. The Oncler basically kept cutting all the trees down, using the wood for a single purpose then would cut some more trees down until there was nothing left. Sound familiar?
Therefore, a onceler is:
Someone who thinks the linear economy is ecologically sustainable.
Someone who uses single-use plastics.
Someone who does not think about how their single-use lifestyle is fucking the planet and everybody and everything on it.
Someone who feels inconvenienced by initiatives to save the environment.
Someone who is possibly a member of the world's 10 percenters as it is the top 10% of the wealthiest people on the planet who are consuming 90% of the world resources.
A onceler is a product of the capitalist society.
Therefore, a onceler is:
Someone who thinks the linear economy is ecologically sustainable.
Someone who uses single-use plastics.
Someone who does not think about how their single-use lifestyle is fucking the planet and everybody and everything on it.
Someone who feels inconvenienced by initiatives to save the environment.
Someone who is possibly a member of the world's 10 percenters as it is the top 10% of the wealthiest people on the planet who are consuming 90% of the world resources.
A onceler is a product of the capitalist society.
Please be awesome, don't be a onceler.
They are such a bunch of oncelers, driving around alone in their luxury cars when they could be using ride-share to save some of the dwindling fossil fuel resources.
I'm not going to that cafe, the owner is such a onceler, they still use styrofoam cups and don't even recycle!
I get eco-anxiety from all these oncelers. When are they going to see that the circular economy is the way forward?
Wake up you onceler, you are brainwashed by psychologically manipulative marketing ploys into thinking you need to buy stuff, just so you can keep on earning money to buy more and more stuff.
They are such a bunch of oncelers, driving around alone in their luxury cars when they could be using ride-share to save some of the dwindling fossil fuel resources.
I'm not going to that cafe, the owner is such a onceler, they still use styrofoam cups and don't even recycle!
I get eco-anxiety from all these oncelers. When are they going to see that the circular economy is the way forward?
Wake up you onceler, you are brainwashed by psychologically manipulative marketing ploys into thinking you need to buy stuff, just so you can keep on earning money to buy more and more stuff.
oncel
An abbreviation of once (fandom name of kpop girl group Twice) and incel. Refers to Twice's male-dominated fanbase and the likely reason behind it.
oncel tranny meltdown hours about to start