custard
A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
custard
Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.
That doorman is a right fucking custard!!
custard
A portmanteau of customer and retard.
I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
Custard
Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.
That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.
Custard
When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face
"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"
custard
Seminal male ejaculate
"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
custard
When you dont know what to say
Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard
Person 2: Custard