One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate