One eyed midget

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a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.