one eyed weasel
a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda
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Bop the one-eyed weasel
Verb: To Masturbate.
I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
one eyed wonder weasel
a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle
dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants
One-eyed Flesh Weasel
The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
n- the penis
Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
Taunt the one-eyed weasel
Euphemism for masturbation.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"
Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."