one-eyed wonder worm
affectionate nick-name for the penis.
Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?
one eyed wonder worm
The male genatalia, a penis
Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!
the one eyed wonder worm
penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz
He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.
the one eyed wonder worm
penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
Slang for penis
Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices