one-handed-bandit

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."

One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...

俚语	one-handed-bandit
释义	one-handed-bandit When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand. "Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical." One Handed Bandit A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day. Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut? Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today... Jon: Fuck...
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