One Kidney
One Kidney Is A Insult And Rude Humour Insult To A UK Drill Rapper Named Dezzie. Dezzie Is From OFB Gang Which Beefs TPL And Others,TPL Had Shot Dezzie's Kidney,Ambulance had rushed to the scene and made Dezzie OK.
"Yo You Listen To Dat Man's Music" "Ye Fam Its COLD & FIRE" "Ye right One kidney got caught lacking "
Killing two turds with one kidney stone
Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
would you like one of my kidneys with that?
A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'