One Knight's Stand
(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.