One Pump
When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.
Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?
Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.
Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.
One Pump
beginng and finishing the act of coitus with one pump
she got my one pump last night
one pumping
act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal
Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping
one pump
when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one's penis firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.
part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find,
not to be confused with no pump or two pump
part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find,
not to be confused with no pump or two pump
Guy 1 - 'daaayumm! check that babe out! hands down, she's a one pump'
Guy 2 - 'truuuu! she's dimee'
Guy 1 - yooo, check her outt
Guy 2 - she's defs a one pump..
Guy 1 - get on that, bro
Guy 2 - chea right, it's hard enough for me to get with a two pump !
Guy 2 - 'truuuu! she's dimee'
Guy 1 - yooo, check her outt
Guy 2 - she's defs a one pump..
Guy 1 - get on that, bro
Guy 2 - chea right, it's hard enough for me to get with a two pump !
One Pumped
Verb: When a man gets a hand hon and cums in one stroke
Did you hear what Shelly did to John?
Ya, she one pumped him!
Ya, she one pumped him!
One Pump Man
A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.
"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"
one pump jump
A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.