One Sheet Wonder
You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.
Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
Dude 2: Woah.
Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
One Sheet Wonder
A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Christian: 'Man, just had a one sheet wonder!"
Patrick: "So jealous brah."
Patrick: "So jealous brah."