on her not in her
during heterosexual sex, the man removes his member and ejaculates onto his partner's skin, rather than inside her, such as to lessen the odds of pregnancy when forgoing a condom
"You got her pregnant? I thought I told you, 'on her not in her'!"
nudge her and fudge her
The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.
My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.
hump her and dump her
v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again
guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!
bang her and hang her
When 2 people fuck and then the guy leaves her
Synonym: Hit it and Quit it
Synonym: Hit it and Quit it
Scott talked to taylor but he just wanted to bang her and hang her
Uncork her then pork her
"Uncork her then pork her" refers to the removal of a girl's tampon and then inserting your dick in its place. This is always done with caution.
Yo, you think Sarisha is on her period? Cuz if she iz, Ima uncork her then pork her.
buck her and chuck her
Sometime there's a girl who you don't want a relationship with but she's into you.
This is the perfect time to buck her and chuck her.
You can have sex with her once, or multiple times, but you have to chuck her the second it isn't fun for you anymore. (you must not care about her at all)
If she's super sexy, don't chuck her. Just keep buckin'
This is the perfect time to buck her and chuck her.
You can have sex with her once, or multiple times, but you have to chuck her the second it isn't fun for you anymore. (you must not care about her at all)
If she's super sexy, don't chuck her. Just keep buckin'
yo Pete, she's not a keeper, just buck her and chuck her
bag her and tag her
To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burke.
She had gigantic boobies, and a gigantic gap between her front teeth...so I bagged her and tagged her!