Online date

When a mf cant pull bitches in real life so they have to do it online

Online Dating is where you call text or email the person which is your online gf/bf and send pictuers and talk on the phone and meet each-other in real life.

While almost universally panned, Online Dating can actually be a wonderful thing. People need to realize that not everyone online is fake, and that there are some genuine people out there. I know a couple that have been dating online for almost seven months, now. To the people that say internet love doesn't exist, they're WRONG.

Love is love, no matter how far apart you two may live.

End of discussion.

A fairy tale, play dating that two partners (usualy teens) partake in to get themselves ready for real life relationships. The false concept of "internet love" is embraced all to easily and leads to more heart ache *winkwink* and troubles for the more desperate person involved. Cyber sex soon follows as the relationship gets "stepped up" to the "next level"*winkwink*. Maybe he can get some pictures or phone sex out of it if he's lucky, but he's not, she won't even tell him her last name. He ends up jerking off to text whom he hopes is written by a member of the female species(But he never knows) Not sweating it to bad because she did show him that one blurry picture. The relationship usualy ends as soon as it began and neither really cares, but they pretend they do. She might even fake like she's crying. He might say he's going to kill himself because she broke his heart. The truth is one of them found a hotter or more intresting person to online date or just got sick of the others daily sniveling. The cycle continues, rinse and repeat. No feelings shared just words that people forgot faces manipulated behind the scenes.

A type of website where you meet other losers like yourself and go out with them.

A place where only desperate and/or ugly people go to meet. you may find yourself thinking "I can't belive i'm actually resorting to this"

A more than pathetic excuse for the release of sexual tension; often, these relationships occur between awkwardly prepubescent 16 year olds and 47 year old guys. Yes, we know about Gerold.