Only Child Syndrom

A syndrom, mostly found in only children, where they talk to themselves, which is quite hularious to watch, they are perfectly normal, but they talk to themselves because being an only child, they had to intertain themselves because there ws no one else around to intertain them; in some rare cases this is found in people who are not an only child

A terrible disease that typically effects only-children, but can occasionally strike people with siblings. It may also effect children whose parents divorce.
Symptoms include: playing mind games with members of the opposite sex, a cripling desire for instant gratification, the inability to compromise or share, and a total disregard for anyones thoughts or feelings but their own.

Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.

The self-centered attitude and actions that a large percentage of people with no siblings make their calling card.

An incurable disease where the victim, after spending their childhood and adolescence in the endless days wallowing lonliness that comes along with being an only child, will prey on the opposite sex to fill the open role of an older or younger brother or sister in their life. this may be considered to be even sicker than a girl with daddy issues.

this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.

in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.

Only children sometimes exhibit characteristics resembling women who have their periods. This can occasionally lead to flashes of intense anger when they don't get their way or someone insults them even the slightest bit. Also, when there is dissent in the friendship ranks which they are a part of, they lash out and try to make the other friends seem more culpable and especially more gay than they are. They have an overwhelming feeling that the world is against them and they tend to ruminate a lot as well. When you factor girls into the picture with an only child, it is never a pretty sight.

Only-Child-Syndrome
a teenager or young adult that still acts like a self-centered little bitchbaby because they were coddled by their parents for their entire lives. These motherfuckers will get mad if you forget their birthday, or miss even the smallest of parties or events. They will likely have close relationships with their neighbors to make up for the lack of siblings. They think that they are entitled to everything and are spoiled rotten by their parents and grandparents. You will likely find them complaining or more commonly whining. They are so sheltered, they likely have little knowledge on any adult-topics and an even greater lack of social skills. Do not get involved with an only child.