Oscarism

A belief or theory that opinions and actions should be taken with a laid-back attitude and that life should be stress-free.

Oscars are super sweet Latinos with the cutest haircuts. The best person ever. They are the funniest person you'll ever meet. They're super cute and know how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. He is the smartest boy in his class and such a geek. When you meet an Oscar you'll realize how awesome they are and how lucky you are to know them. Oscars can get you through anything. Whether you're sick of school, taking an L, or doubting urself an Oscar will be there to save the day.

A kid that guesses on class kahoots

An Oscar

She deserves these

All of them .. for the rest of eternity

If she is not true to her word

Absolute blinder

True goddess ….

If not .. it’s the heart of gold …

Maybe it takes one (broken) one to spot another …

Trouble with those …

Every fucker will leech them dry with no regard for the source … the person .. just drink the essence …

Maybe I am wrong …

I doubt it …

A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.

Something Leonardo Dicaprio doesn't have

A small Italian man who wears red overalls and a red cap with the letter M on it he can jump high but that’s about it. He loves magic mushrooms and when he’s high he seems to think he’s tall and can spit fire balls so don’t go on front of him when he has shrooms.