On the Bus Syndrome

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!

John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

Bus Syndrome

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!

"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"

Resting Bus Syndrome

A face most people make when riding a bus alone. A plain face without an expression.

Chronic RBS(Resting Bus Syndrome) can cause your normal face expression to change.

Similar to Resting BItch Face, however RBS is only temporary and when riding the bus alone.

Most people in class think I'm pissed off or bitchy but it's usually because I still have Resting Bus Syndrome.

empty bus syndrome

After you staff a Birthright Israel trip and all the participants are growing up, progressing in their careers, and moving on in their adult lives.

I really miss being on Birthright with all of the trip participants. They're all so grown up now and I miss the good old days when we were stuck on a bus together for 10 days . Yep, I've got Empty Bus Syndrome.

CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome)

Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups.

Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking!

Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York?
Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome).

Bus Stop Syndrome

Primarily this is the pain associated with turning ones head to the right (in the UK) whilst waiting for buses; although it can manifest itself in many other situations. Other factors are: if, whilst waiting for a bus, you are on the first seat at the bus stop, it becomes increasingly difficult to look to the left since the other waitees are all looking to the right (and in essence looking at you)

Bus Stop Syndrome
By your self) : "My neck is hurting, fucking 'BSS'"
(In company) : "Are they all looking at me or is this 'BSS'"

Bus Driver's Syndrome

**Also known as TTCToll Person's Syndrome)

When employees become so miserable with their jobs that they seek gratification and status as an authoritarian by refusing to help anyone.

Mira: That driver just double checked the photo on my bus pass, and threw me off cause I had blond hair.

Dawna: Shit dude, he must have bus driver's syndrome.

俚语	on the bus syndrome
释义	On the Bus Syndrome When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!! John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home! Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome Bus Syndrome Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal! "Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!" Resting Bus Syndrome A face most people make when riding a bus alone. A plain face without an expression. Chronic RBS(Resting Bus Syndrome) can cause your normal face expression to change. Similar to Resting BItch Face, however RBS is only temporary and when riding the bus alone. Most people in class think I'm pissed off or bitchy but it's usually because I still have Resting Bus Syndrome. empty bus syndrome After you staff a Birthright Israel trip and all the participants are growing up, progressing in their careers, and moving on in their adult lives. I really miss being on Birthright with all of the trip participants. They're all so grown up now and I miss the good old days when we were stuck on a bus together for 10 days . Yep, I've got Empty Bus Syndrome. CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups. Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!! Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking! Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York? Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome). Bus Stop Syndrome Primarily this is the pain associated with turning ones head to the right (in the UK) whilst waiting for buses; although it can manifest itself in many other situations. Other factors are: if, whilst waiting for a bus, you are on the first seat at the bus stop, it becomes increasingly difficult to look to the left since the other waitees are all looking to the right (and in essence looking at you) Bus Stop Syndrome By your self) : "My neck is hurting, fucking 'BSS'" (In company) : "Are they all looking at me or is this 'BSS'" Bus Driver's Syndrome **Also known as TTCToll Person's Syndrome) When employees become so miserable with their jobs that they seek gratification and status as an authoritarian by refusing to help anyone. Mira: That driver just double checked the photo on my bus pass, and threw me off cause I had blond hair. Dawna: Shit dude, he must have bus driver's syndrome.
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