On The Hog
A term used to describe when someone has contracted the H1N1 influenza ('Swine Flu').
Did you hear? Bill's on the hog. He won't be back to work for two whole weeks.
hogging
A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.
I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".
the hog
A familiar term for a remarkably large penis, usually used to express a respect for its size, or a deep-rooted desire to gobble it.
Example 1:
Mark: "Ya know man I gotta say, the hog looks good! I mean DAMN good. Heavy-hitting as of late?"
John: "Ha! Thanks dude. Yeah, you know the hog, he's just always putting his nose where it don't belong."
Example 2:
Brooke: "Ho. Ly. Fuck. I forgot to ask. Did you see John at the game yesterday?"
Vanessa: "Uhhm no. He was wearing like, really tight joggers and my eyes literally never left the hog."
Mark: "Ya know man I gotta say, the hog looks good! I mean DAMN good. Heavy-hitting as of late?"
John: "Ha! Thanks dude. Yeah, you know the hog, he's just always putting his nose where it don't belong."
Example 2:
Brooke: "Ho. Ly. Fuck. I forgot to ask. Did you see John at the game yesterday?"
Vanessa: "Uhhm no. He was wearing like, really tight joggers and my eyes literally never left the hog."
hog
the long male sex organ.
my god my hog is swollen.
hog
Penis hanging out of barn door of boxer shorts
"I just saw Ryan's hog at the top of the stairs!"
Hog
A term that is used to represent someone being greedy.
O'brian:You're a hog for a late night time show! Leno: You're the one with 15 mil. BITCH O'brian: You fat fuck!
hog
A Harley Davidson Mortorcycle.
I love riding my hog.
I took that money a bought a big brand new hog.
I love the sound of a big ol' hog.
I took that money a bought a big brand new hog.
I love the sound of a big ol' hog.