On The Schween
A term for a man who enjoys cock, most often a gay man, but also used to describe a straight man who is on the down-low.
"Do you think Bill is gay?" "Oh, Bill's definitely on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
Schween
A penis, esp. an erect one
Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!
schween
n. a dork, an idiot
Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!
Schween
a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril
His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween
Schween
A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.
Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween
Schween
An extremely long, skinny penis.
Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!
Schween
the part of the penis that, when stimulated, causes one to burst into uncontrollable laughter.
John's nipples make my schween hard.