on the tools
Any job that requires tools after hours or on the weekend
“Hey spencer, do you get on the tools last night”
Tool
Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.
Tool
An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.
Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.
tool
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.
The Tool
Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.
"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"
tool
That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"
tool on
to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.
Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.