onymus
A pretender who trolls around forums and comment boxes, crying "newfag" whenever the Internet is enjoying itself. The onymus is a hypocrite—a lonely soul with a name, hated by real people and forsaken by actual anonymous.
"Newfags...this is neither epic or win."
"Oh, no! It's an onymus! We're screwed now, ladies, because we're not supposed to have fun."
"Buncha faggots. I'm outta here."
"Oh, no! It's an onymus! We're screwed now, ladies, because we're not supposed to have fun."
"Buncha faggots. I'm outta here."