Oofy Doofy Theory
Oofy Doofy Theory also known asdoofus ,hubby schlubby,wounded bird weak man narrative weak sauce narrative theory. refers to nerdy, geeky men who are alledged getting all the good looking women while good looking men chads are alone and not getting dates.
Steve is getting all the women now that oofy doofy theory is in effect , women dont give good looking guys the time of day.