oompaloopapox
The result of spilling iodine on your skin. When you break out into orange spots. If this happens, in a matter of 24 days, you will turn to an oompaloompa. Seek tickets to the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory if this occurs.
Spaz: Ooooooh Noooooo! I've got oompaloompapox, teacher.
Mrs. Teacher: Nice try.
(24 days later)
Spaz: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPADEE DOO!
Mrs. Teacher: Nice try.
(24 days later)
Spaz: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPADEE DOO!