oopti
Synonymous with “very” or “hella”.
Wow that female is oopti thicc. I will now commence an attempt to smash.
Flooptie Oopties
A violent case of diarrhea, extremely loose stools
John had a case of the flooptie oopties.
oopty scoop
(v) 1. to obtain, steal often in an uncouth or sly manner
2. have one's way in either a physical or abstract manner
2. have one's way in either a physical or abstract manner
1. 'yo, lemme oopty that brew'
2. 'yo, lemme oopty scoop'
2. 'yo, lemme oopty scoop'
brazilian oopty loopty
When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate
DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?
C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty
DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!
C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty
DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!
oopty
An oopty is the act of buying something retail, using it, and then intentionally taking it back for a refund before the warranty expires.
I didn't have any good clothes to wear to my interview so I pulled an oopty because I couldn't afford a new outfit at the time.