Open Fridge
An Open Fridge Policy is where all the contents of your fridge are open to anyone to consume without seeking permission from the owner of the goods. Particularly applies to alcoholic drinks.
Hey mate, can I have a beer? Of course, you don't need to ask, it's an Open Fridge Policy at this house!
Opened the fridge
To expel a particularly textured and aromatically rich brand of flatulence, the smell of which brings to mind the distinct odor of food gone bad emanating from a freshly opened fridge.
Clear out everybody, Betsy just opened the fridge!
Opening the fridge door
The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.
Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”
Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*
Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*
Fridge Opening Syndrome
When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.
Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
Who left the fridge open?
A random/funny way to comment on cold weather.
Its a quote from Tropic Thunder
Its a quote from Tropic Thunder
"Wow it's really cold out here."
-"I know. Who left the fridge open?"
-"I know. Who left the fridge open?"
Open Access Fridge
A fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. Anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business
CJ: Hey Michael, get anything you want!
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.