Opera Poop
a bowel movement spread out over 2 or 3 intervals—like an opera or play.
early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.
Soap Opera Poop
The act of taking a dump so wide in diameter that a single tear slowly falls down onto your thigh.
Person 1: yo man, last night I took a soap opera poop!
Person 2: yo man, that's whack!
Person 2: yo man, that's whack!