OPHJ
An OPHJ, or Over The Pants Hand Job, is a sexual term that describes the action of a woman rubbing the penis of a man without actually touching the penis, but instead rubbing the pants over the area that the erect penis is located.
In "Wedding Crashers", Vince Vaughn gets an OPHJ at the dinner table.
I kicked that prude bitch out and called her the Mayor of OPHJ City
I kicked that prude bitch out and called her the Mayor of OPHJ City