OpposingFork's Testicles

OpposingFork's Testicles are smushy soft and tasty tescticles, such a delicacy served only in the highest of restaurants in japan, china and india, only in 7 star hotels. These testicles will make your mouth water, for sure! They are high quality at only 199.99$ for one testicle or you could buy the two testicle main dish for only 399.99$. Now for the preparation method, to show how high quality the testicles are taken care of and served with love to our costumers.

First the workers beat OpposingFork's Meat with care and love to freshen up and make the testicles very tender and juicy, they are slapped with himalayan oil and diverse meat beating methods created by wise old samurais in the times of war. Then the testicles are cut off and then washed with ice and bathed in mount fuji water. There is no reason to not try this delicacy!