Optical Rectalitis
Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.
With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.
optical rectalitis
from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".
I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.
optical rectal refractions
it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.
someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.