Orafice
The way in which a retard would spell 'orifice'.
"I am a complete douche. Orafice."
Orafice
Can Be Refered To As One's Hole
Pick One Of the many orafices my body has to offer and place it there!
Orafice Malfunction
The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.
Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.
Gaston Extra Orafice
The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.
Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.
glutimus orafice
Ass hole
He is such a glutimus orafice when he drinks too much.