Orchidoclaste
A french clever insult to define a jerk. Litteraly an oyster's ass. Usually used to show off.
Boss: Oh sorry, i dropped my coffee on your shirt.
Person 2: You orchidoclaste!
Boss*thinking* : Oh, he seems so intelligent. I should offer him a rise.
Person 2: You orchidoclaste!
Boss*thinking* : Oh, he seems so intelligent. I should offer him a rise.