Ordinary People

people who don't know which way to go and like to take it slow; something very non-ordinary people say

Ordinary people are a mysterious race, unheard of and misunderstood. It is said in the ancient Greek texts that ordinary people inhabit the northern forests of Albania. They closely resemble you and me, except for their uncanny lack of sex appeal.
A camera is incapable of capturing even a single image of an ordinary person, as the audience's sheer disinterest would cause the television to implode.