5am

the time i finally go to sleep after waking up at 1am and watching youtube videos all night

When someone stays up all night drinking and carousing, only to transform into an alternate personality after a certain time or quantity of alcohol. After the transformation, this person acts significantly out-of-character and may frighten or confuse those around them. May include significant re-enactment of television or movie characters or spontaneous eruptions into song - both hair metal and show tunes.

Risk taken under the influence of alcohol very late at night, often during sleepovers, sofa crashes and slumber parties: while feeling reckless and uninhibited, the gambler will make a pass at someone either completely unavailable or way out of their league. The gambler will usually not be successful in their enterprise.

when someone cups a male's balls and shakes them to provoke annoyance or irritation.

a typical 5am alpha is an alternative name for the supporters of 5am and a loyal raine fan. a supporter of 5am is someone who believes it is always 5am. obviously.
it is always 5am therefor everyone should be a 5amer right? but no. unfortunately, there are 5am antis. these are brainwashed people who just want to be quirky.

When you’re drunk in the shower, it’s too late, and you don’t know which shampoo to use.

when ur studying for the International Baccalaureate and u feel like u cant remember shit, u wait for the 5am pont that will be posted on reddit.