orford

Orford is the roughest place to live in warrington. It has unbelievably high crime rates and is infested with chavs. You can never feel safe in orford because there are too many dodgy people around, and the houses there are like sheds, proper council houses every corner you turn you will most likely see a drug deal or stabbing. Gun violence is high, and alot of illegal activity occurs. Contrasts to places such as sankey and penketh.

Orford Park is a place full of drug addicts, nonces, chavs and gypsies, the gypsies take over the fields or car parks of Orford Park and some take kids or try to kidnap or attack people with machetes and axesThe chavs take up the skate park, the nonces sit on benches and watch the kids play on the park or on the fields, the drug addicts sit at a place known as ‘the logs’ (5 logs put in a circle to sit on) and piss about and do drugs

It's like Mayberry with a small meth problem.
Also the most western town in the continental United States!

Orford Lane is the capital of Warrington and is home to the heaviest members, also known as foreign lane due it its high population of Eastern European’s. The lane provides the highest quality of Take away gaffs and brass houses. To be a resident of Orford Lane you have to get the high score on the punch machine in Showbar HEZ HEZ

Shit hole

the place where shong gets groovy