Orgasman
The superhero of tomorrow who fights for justice, people, and intercourse everywhere. His trademark fashion is unreasonably tight spandex with an "O" on the torso, complete with a splatter of white in the center.
"I was being mugged on a train the other day, and Orgasman came to help me! He not only defeated the bad guy, but he got me pregnant. By the way, here're the divorce papers."