org porn
Short for "organizational pornography": any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers - & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists - salivate over.
Ooohhh ... check out this org porn of a catalog I just got. Everything's color-matched and NOTHING's out of place ... all the glasses match ... could ... look ... forever ...