Original Simp
the tendency to be a simp; inherited from Adam, the original simp, who simped for Eve
Dude1 to Dude2: "I don't get it, ____ won't stop simping."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."