Orinoco-Stanners
A man who has only one testicle and has the tendency to walk lop-sided while walking with a companion down the street. The companion is always saying “stop fucking bumping into me...”, and the Orinoco-Stanners replies with “sorry, it’s my one ball”.
That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...