Ormstown

People call it a town, but it is really just a small collection of houses where 90% of the young Francophone population owns a Honda civic older than the year 2001. These young Francophones often congregate at the local grocery store parking lot after hours, to hold competitions of who has the shittiest/ugliest/most annoying cars, much to the dismay of town-dwellers or passersby with an IQ above 80 (which is rare in Ormstown).

Retirement community consisting of "antique shops" on "quaint" streets. Which is a hang-out for drug addicted teenagers, and racist non-card holding Klan members. Also referred to O-Town, but nobody has ever heard of it, except for the residents.

A plaid shirt at least 2 sizes too small, somehow buttoned up against all odds, preferrably worn by a fat man.