Ortiz

Typical Mexican or Puerto Rican last name.

A. The act of taking your eyes off an opponent and getting twp-pieced.

An extremely mediocre person.

Somebody defined as not royalty

The act of masturbating with tooth paste.

I boy that you like but have no chance with.

A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.